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As best a drabble for joisbishmyoga as I could come up with [Sep. 19th, 2005|05:05 pm]
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There's a reason for all the insane anime hairstyles in Naruto. No shinobi past genin would let somebody ELSE near their head with something sharp, so they all have to do their own haircuts!

It's not bad hair, it's healthy ninja paranoia.


"It doesn't need to look nice, it needs to stay out of my face and be hard to get ahold of. Last I checked it does that just fine." - kakashi

"Oh Sakura? She cut her hair off with a kunai when some dippy bitch named kin used it for a hand hold the first chuunin exam. I guess she just trims it back any time it gets any longer then that. I wish she'd let me style it. *sniff* " - Ino

"Genma's hair? Why do you think he wear a bandana over his head? Not that he'd actually admit that in public..." - Raidou

"Oh Ibiki just shaves off whatever's left because it tends to itch if it grows back out. Besides, he likes to shock people." -Asuma "You would think none of these people ever got ahold of clippers"

"Its easier to take care of when its longer, useful too." - Iruka blinks innocently.
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[User Picture]From: reanimated
2005-09-19 09:18 pm (UTC)
"useful," huh? *giggles* and how's that?
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[User Picture]From: telosphilos
2005-09-19 09:30 pm (UTC)
I get the sense he got assigned a few seduce and stab missions before he got too badly dinged up to take them any more. ;) His tactics are more to the sneaky and under handed then the straightforward even if his personality is the opposite.
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[User Picture]From: reanimated
2005-09-19 09:37 pm (UTC)
hehe i like the way you think.
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[User Picture]From: telosphilos
2005-09-19 09:49 pm (UTC)
Somewhat perverted, slightly demented and completely gone from normal?

He's too "innocous" seeming to really be that harmless. Most things warm and fuzzy are also fanged and clawed.
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[User Picture]From: reanimated
2005-09-19 10:00 pm (UTC)
XD like kitties.
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[User Picture]From: telosphilos
2005-09-19 10:19 pm (UTC)
Exactly. Cats teach their young and then let them apply their teachings. How is that not like Iruka-sensei?
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[User Picture]From: eloquencelost
2005-09-21 07:48 am (UTC)
It's not bad hair, it's healthy ninja paranoia.

*dies* I love you....that just made my night...*snerks*
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[User Picture]From: telosphilos
2005-09-21 12:14 pm (UTC)
*chuckle* Glad to help. Some one else said it first. Jo really just wanted to palm off the plot bunny that generated so I took it. I do wish I had done a better job of it though.
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